One of the all-time classic comebacks

Reporterette: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

General Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

Reporterette: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

General Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

Reporterette: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

General Reinwald: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Reporterette: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

General Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

 The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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14 dec 99
revised: 30 jan 02;
repaired broken link: 6 sep 2010