One of the all-time classic comebacks
Reporterette: "So, General Reinwald,
what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
General Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
Reporterette: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
General Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle
Reporterette: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
General Reinwald: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle range
discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Reporterette: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
General Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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