'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you are barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are not sure these are jokes. |
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aug 2023