In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
On a bar of Dial soap — "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners — "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — "Do not turn upside
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — "Product will be hot after
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine — "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid — "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights — "For indoor or outdoor use
On Sainsbury's peanuts — "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — "Instructions: Open packet,
On a child's Superman costume — "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw — "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
10 oct 2004