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These pages look best when viewed on my monitor. The system is set at 1024x768 resolution, 16 million colors. The pages have been viewed and checked on Firefox 3.0 and Internet Explorer 8.0. Sorry folks but, that is all I have available. For more information about the tools used to create this stuff, please see the CREDITS page.
Naturally I'd prefer if everyone could view them just as I do. However, there is only so much room next to my computer. Besides, I doubt that I would appreciate a house full of strangers. Therefore, if you are having a real problem viewing any of the pages in this site, please let me know and I'll see what I can do to correct the situation. I make no promises. After all, no where is it written that you have a right to view these pages just as I do but, I will try to be as conciliatory as I can.
I have no doubt that many visitors know a heck of a lot more about HTML and page design than I could ever hope to know. If any of those folks want to offer tips and suggestions on how to make this site more enjoyable for others, I'd welcome the input.
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Okay, I guess that just about takes care of it ... oh and if I have forgotten anything that you can think of; consider it also included by virtue of TYSK providing the catalyst for that thought. Thank you. (There ... now even if they sue me they can't get the dvd player.)
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