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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from
these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
one behind me."
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of
the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
the face for it."
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
out of France!"
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag."
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
The next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
14 mar 2003