|In the beginning was the plan, and
then the assumptions; and the plan was without form, and the assumptions were void; and
the darkness was upon the faces of the implementers; and many spake unto the Facility
"It's a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the Facility Manager went to the Regional Office, and he spake unto the Operations Specialist, saying:
"It's a crock of excrement, and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the Operations Specialist went to the Branch Head and spake unto him, saying:
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."
And the Branch Head went to the Department Head, and he spake unto him, saying:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength."
And the Department Head took the elevator to a higher floor and he spake and said:
"It contains that which promotes plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Deputy Director went to the Director, and he spake unto him, saying:
"It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Director went to the Administrator, and he spake unto him, saying:
"This powerful new plan will promote the growth of the Agency."
And the Agency looked unto the plan and saw that it was good.
And So It Is Written
13 oct 2001