T-Shirt Humor


Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)

That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

Procrastinate Now

Rehab Is for Quitters

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (on a baby-size shirt)

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing since 15

ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING

West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music

MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead

Time's fun when you're having flies — Kermit the Frog

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.

FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

HAM AND EGGS. A day's work for a chicken. A lifetime commitment for a pig.

WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?

Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!

The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT

Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.

Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.

MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

Stealing from one is plagiarism. Stealing from many is research.

A shirt with a Harley Davidson logo on the front. The back said, "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN THE BITCH FELL OFF!"

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

 

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17 jul 2010